Craigslist ads - Comrade Jim
2012-11-12
Title:
ИEED FOR SEXY ЩOMAИ ЩHO ЩAИT BIG MAИ AИD HOЩARD THE DUCK
text:
HELLO FAIRBAИKS ЩOMAИ, MY ИAME IS COMRADE JIM AИD I LOOK FOR FUИ ИIGHT ЩITH SEXY ALASKA FAIRBAИKS GIRL. MUST ИOT HAVE DISEASE, COUSIИ VLADAMIR FOUИD SYPHILIS IИ PROSTITUTE VAGIИA OИE TIME AИD ИOЩ HES BRAIИ IS CRAZY FROM ROT, ЩE GIVE HIM VODKA BUT ИO GOOD.
I AM VERY BIG, STROИG MAИ ЩITH HAIR AИD SMALL PEИIS. PEИIS GOOD FOR FIGHTS ЩITH ЩOLVERIИES, I AM AT TOP OF FOOD CHAIИ! I HAVE MAИLY BEARD AИD BUMPS OИ HEAD, THEY ARE ИOT FROM KGB.
I REQUIRE ЩOMAИ ЩHO IS ЩHITE AИD HAVE HAIRY VAGIИA, OR ИAKED VAGIИA, DOES ИOT MATTER BUT ЩOMAИ MUST BE ALIVE AИD ИOT HAVE PEИIS. I LIVE IИ ЩOODS AИD SOMETIME BREAK IИTO HOUSE FOR IИTERИET, SO MUST HAVE YOUR OЩИ HOUSE OR GOOD ЩIИTER APPAREL ЩITH HOLE CUT OUT OF VAGIИA FOR REASOИS OF SEX.
IF HAVE HOUSE, ЩE CAИ ЩATCH HOЩARD THE DUCK. HOЩARD THE FUCK IS MY FAVORITE TV FILM. HOЩARD THE DUCK IS ABOUT MAGIC DUCK MAИ ЩHO LIVES IИ APARTMEИT, THEИ APARTMEИT IS BLOЩS UP AИD HE FLIES IИ SPACE, THEИ IS OИ ИEЩ YORK! HAHAHAHA! IT HAS MAИY ACTOR FROM AMERICA 1980S, BUT MOST IMPORTAИT, SEXY ЩOMAИ FROM HOЩARD THE DUCK. SHE IS FAVORITE TV ACTRESS, SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. HOЩARD THE DUCK IS ALSO GOOD CHARACTER, HIS DUCK ЩHO IS FUИИY AИD SAVES DAY.
HOЩARD THE DUCK IS ALSO STARS PRIИCIPAL FROM FERRIS DAYS OFF. HE IS SCIEИCE MAИ ЩHO HAVE TEИTACLE IИ MOUTH THAT HE TRIES TO PUT IИ LADY VAGIИA. THAT IS ЩHAT I THIИK AИYЩAY, COUSIИ VLADAMIR SAID ИO BUT HIS CRAZY ИOЩ SO ЩHO ЩIИS. GOOD FOR LADY THAT HOЩARD THE DUCK ISIИ MOVIE TO SAVE! SHE IS SAVED BY HOЩARD THE DUCK AИD HE GIVE HER MAИY DUCK BABIES. THE EИD.
IS BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
I HAVE IИCLUDED PICTURES OИ THIS CRAIGLIST. OИE IS HOЩARD THE DUCK, IS OИLY PICTURE I TAKE BEFORE I CRUSH CAPITALIST PIG CAMERA IИ FREAK VODKA ACCIDEИT. IS OKAY, IF I OИLY TAKE OИE PICTURE, IS THAT. :) I ALSO ASK OTHER COUSIИ ILYA TO DRAЩ PICTURE OF ME OИ LAPTOP ЩE FIИD IИ CAR. HIS MASTER ARTIST, ЩILL ИOT BE DISAPPOIИT I PROMISE.
I HAVE COИDOM AИD VODKA ALSO FOUИD IИ CAR. ЩE CAИ USE COИDOM BUT PEИIS SMALL AИD SOMETIMES SLIP OUT SO IF YOU GET PREGИAИT, IS YOUR OЩИ FAULT.
